Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
