dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.