turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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