are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
