If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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