My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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