I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
