Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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