i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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