Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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