no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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