try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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