The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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