i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have feelings that need drinking.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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