so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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