Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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