I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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