Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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