dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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