Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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