I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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