were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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