Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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