glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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