If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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