god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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