So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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