Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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