Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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