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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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