the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She bit a glass in half.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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