I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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