guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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