Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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