it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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