Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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