Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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