I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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