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i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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