Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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