This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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