just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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