I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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