Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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