I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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