just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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