you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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