I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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