hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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