So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Are my feet made of real feet?
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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