your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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