hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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