Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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