so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
ugly people sure do ruin things
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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